Friends, Friendlies, Frenemies, Enemies, Strangers, And the ones that want to kill you

 Friends, Friendlies, Frenemies, Enemies, Strangers,  And the ones that want to kill you 💜

Now come now. We have all wanted to know this. We have had that moment where we are wondering who the hell we made what with. We meet them, we know they have two legs (I hope), they speak something, etc. Now where do they stand?

But they all look and talk the same! You wonder.

But you don't know! Of course you don't

I can't tell if they're being nice or just want my head! I mean...that can depend. 

Well first of all. Don't assume who they are first hand. But that was mentioned elsewhere; that's another post.

Friends: These people, you keep them; even if they bite. They will have bad days and be all snappy and chomp chomp. But they will have your back. They support you. If you have fight, you had better resolve it or you're cut loose and wheeee. Ok, anyways

Friendlies: These cases call themselves "friends". They are nice and cheery, want your phone number, home address, your social insurance number, and whatever else they can find. These cases say they will be there; than drop ship and let you drown. 

Frenemies: These are not the same as Friendlies. These people are willing to go out of their way to make sure you are in their conflict zone. They will use all methods to cause a string of unrelated circumstances and drama for their highlight of the day. 

Enemies: Oh look its the opposing side! Hiii! Just kidding. These people are not your friends or whatever else above. These people will openly be creepy, gaslighty, turn you into a tool, manipulate you, intentionally cross your boundaries for fun, hurt you and joke about it etc. Aka all around stay away material.

Strangers: Yes, these guys. The ones we call randos. We meet them. Yet get told STRANGER DANGER! These people we meet, may or may not kill us. That's why we ask questions. So we can figure out if they are any of these other categories above and yes below.

Killers in general: Okay, this sounds absurd, but YES! I am adding this on the list! If these people are out to get you and fulfil their ultimate dark desires in the worst way. Good God you better run and stay far, far away.

Now listen here. Any of these types of people can be a mix of one or another. So keep your sharp wits about you; and your armory if necessary and figure out wtf they are. Don't die while at it. Your friends are supposed to keep you alive.